Here is transcript and audio recording for Transformers: The Ride.
For the review/report and photos of the attraction, please go this entry instead.
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Note!
This was created after taking the ride many times, so it isn’t perfect. There might be mistakes. Do contact me or leave me a comment to help correct errors.
The on-ride audio recording can be found at the bottom of this entry.
Preshow #1 – Welcome to NEST – Autobots and more
~Coming Soon~
Preshow #2 – “Decepticons Defensive Tactics Training” – hosted by Ironhide
~Coming Soon~
Preshow #3 – Wheelie’s Video of Megatron
~Coming Soon~
Preshow #4 – EVAC – Our only hope
~Coming Soon~
Preshow #5 – Before Boarding – “The Lady with the Robotic Voice”
EVAC
That’s it. We’re Mission Go.
Still, you can thank or blame me later – but right now, I need you to listen to the lady with the robotic voice.
Safety Instructor AI Voice 301 (“The lady with the robotic voice”)
No drinking, eating, smoking, or photography of any kind will be tolerated on your mission.
EVAC can accommodate four humans per row. So when authorized, move in an orderly fashion to the furthest seat in your row.
Stow all loose gear in the net pocket in front of you.
And I do not have a robotic voice.
EVAC
Hey, I’m a robot. It’s meant to be a compliment.
Safety Instructor AI Voice 301
HMMPH! Supervise children, making sure that each child has their own seat on-board EVAC.
There is a lap restraint in every row. Do not engage it until everyone in your row is seated.
Stay clear of EVAC’s doors when he’s in motion.
Everyone should have a pair of protective eye-wear. Wait until you are seated before putting them on.
Keep hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times. Hold on to your lap restraints at all times.
And remain seated, because EVAC’s training records do not instill me with the utmost confidence.
EVAC
Just read your script lady. I really know we can survive this thing.
Safety Instructor AI Voice 301
Goodbye recruits.
EVAC
I really think you mean… Good luck.
Announcer
Goodbye recruits.
BREAK
Wheelie
Heya, this is Wheelie again with your 4-1-1!
Our combat units can’t hold on the the extraction route.
Decepticon forces are breaking through!
Decepticon Starscream identified.
Decepticon Sideways identified.
Positive ID on Decepticon Grindor…
And Megatron! Now it’s serious!
EVAC
Okay team, in case you missed up, here’s your road rules.
Safety Instructor AI Voice 301 – in Mandarin, English subtitles shown:
EVAC can deploy twelve humans in three rows of four.
When you are authorized, enter a row and move to the furthest available seat.
Supervise children – making sure each child has their own seat on-board EVAC.
If you have any loose gear, secure it in the netted bag in front of you.
Do not lower your lap restraint until everyone in your row is seated.
And keep arms and legs clear of EVAC’s door.
EVAC
Er, you forgot to remind them about the eye-wear?
Safety Instructor AI Voice 301 – in Mandarin, English subtitles shown:
First I was saying a silent prayer for their safety.
EVAC
Ok, thanks. We’re at war. Hurry up!
Safety Instructor AI Voice 301 – in Mandarin, English subtitles shown:
You will require a set of protective eye wear.
Wait until you are seated before putting them on.
And of course, no eating, drinking, smoking or photography of any kind.
Hold on to the lap restraint at all times and remain seated.
Optimus
Extraction team, this is Optimus Prime.
My Autobots are taking the battle stations in NEST and the surrounding area.
We’ll provide you with all the cover we can.
But the future of both our species will be decided with what happens with you.
Protect the Allspark, protect each other.
Good luck, Prime out.
EVAC
Recruits, we’re heading out soon. Remember your orders, I’ll remember mine.
*EVAC transforms into alternate form*
Transformers: The Ride (On-ride) Transcript
EVAC
Alright recruits, ready or not, it’s mission time. Glad I’ve got company.
Now, put on your glasses.
You guys are my navigators. So if anyone sees trouble…
NEST Announcer
Security Breach! Level two – Lock down!
EVAC
Uh oh, that’s trouble alright. Watch out!
It’s Ravage! He’s after the Allspark!
Go! We’ve got to catch him!
Bumblebee, up on the catwalk!
Bumblebee
*Radio goes off*
EVAC
Got it!
Mission to go!
Come on! Let’s get out of this city!
Optimus
Good work. Autobots, roll out!
I’ve got Megatron!
Keep going!
Megatron
Decepticons, destroy them!
Grindor
End of the line, earth scum!
EVAC
Hey recruits, maybe a little warning for me next time?
Megatron
Fools, you can’t escape Megatron!
EVAC
Reverse thrusters! Full power!
Megatron
No..!
EVAC
Help me find a way out of here!
Wrong way! We’re trapped!
Megatron
Surrender or perish!
Your planet belongs to me!
EVAC
Take cover!
Close one. Look, escape route!
Wait, something’s wrong!
It’s Devastator!
It’s got his vortex! We need cover!
Hold on!
Sideswipe!
Sideswipe
Rookie! They trusted you with this mission!
EVAC
Look out it’s Bonecrusher!
My gun’s jammed!
Sideswipe
Get it!
EVAC
It’s him again. Activate battle shields!
We’re hit!
Starscream
Humans are mine!
EVAC
Hold on!
Brace yourselves!
Everybody okay? We’ve got to find a way down.
Optimus!
Megatron
Cowards run, heroes fight!
Optimus
Your war, is with me!
EVAC
Optimus!!
Optimus
Protect the Allspark…
Starscream
Just dropping in… Argh!
EVAC
We’re on our own. What do we do?
Megatron
Beg for mercy!
Optimus
Never!
EVAC
No more running, recruits. He wants the Allspark? He can have it!
Oh no!
Megatron
Nooooo!
Bumblebee
*Radio goes off* ” I got you! ”
Optimus
EVAC, Report in.
Your bravery saved the planet. Well done, freedom fighters.
EVAC
We’ve improvised, team. Thanks for meeting the challenge.
Let’s head back to base, you can ride with EVAC, anytime.
On-ride Audio Recording
Hi,
I’m in the process of uploading videos of the queue from Transformers in Hollywood. Maybe you could use them to complete transcript.
http://www.youtube.com/user/InsideUniversal
I’m visiting Singapore in late August for Universal Studios Singapore. Looking forward to it based off your updates!
Best,
Jon
Hello! just wanted to mention an error. When Grindor chases the riders, he says “End of the line, earth scum! not “End of the line! Oops-“