Preshow #1 – Welcome to NEST – Autobots and more

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Preshow #2 – “Decepticons Defensive Tactics Training” – hosted by Ironhide

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Preshow #3 – Wheelie’s Video of Megatron

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Preshow #4 – EVAC – Our only hope

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Preshow #5 – Before Boarding – “The Lady with the Robotic Voice”

EVAC

That’s it. We’re Mission Go.
Still, you can thank or blame me later – but right now, I need you to listen to the lady with the robotic voice.

Safety Instructor AI Voice 301 (“The lady with the robotic voice”)

No drinking, eating, smoking, or photography of any kind will be tolerated on your mission.
EVAC can accommodate four humans per row. So when authorized, move in an orderly fashion to the furthest seat in your row.
Stow all loose gear in the net pocket in front of you.

And I do not have a robotic voice.

EVAC

Hey, I’m a robot. It’s meant to be a compliment.

Safety Instructor AI Voice 301

HMMPH! Supervise children, making sure that each child has their own seat on-board EVAC.
There is a lap restraint in every row. Do not engage it until everyone in your row is seated.
Stay clear of EVAC’s doors when he’s in motion.
Everyone should have a pair of protective eye-wear. Wait until you are seated before putting them on.
Keep hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times. Hold on to your lap restraints at all times.

And remain seated, because EVAC’s training records do not instill me with the utmost confidence.

EVAC

Just read your script lady. I really know we can survive this thing.

Safety Instructor AI Voice 301

Goodbye recruits.

EVAC

I really think you mean… Good luck.

Announcer

Goodbye recruits.

BREAK

Wheelie

Heya, this is Wheelie again with your 4-1-1!
Our combat units can’t hold on the the extraction route.
Decepticon forces are breaking through!
Decepticon Starscream identified.
Decepticon Sideways identified.
Positive ID on Decepticon Grindor…
And Megatron! Now it’s serious!

EVAC

Okay team, in case you missed up, here’s your road rules.

Safety Instructor AI Voice 301 – in Mandarin, English subtitles shown:

EVAC can deploy twelve humans in three rows of four.
When you are authorized, enter a row and move to the furthest available seat.
Supervise children – making sure each child has their own seat on-board EVAC.
If you have any loose gear, secure it in the netted bag in front of you.
Do not lower your lap restraint until everyone in your row is seated.
And keep arms and legs clear of EVAC’s door.

EVAC

Er, you forgot to remind them about the eye-wear?

Safety Instructor AI Voice 301 – in Mandarin, English subtitles shown:

First I was saying a silent prayer for their safety.

EVAC

Ok, thanks. We’re at war. Hurry up!

Safety Instructor AI Voice 301 – in Mandarin, English subtitles shown:

You will require a set of protective eye wear.
Wait until you are seated before putting them on.
And of course, no eating, drinking, smoking or photography of any kind.
Hold on to the lap restraint at all times and remain seated.

Optimus

Extraction team, this is Optimus Prime.
My Autobots are taking the battle stations in NEST and the surrounding area.
We’ll provide you with all the cover we can.
But the future of both our species will be decided with what happens with you.
Protect the Allspark, protect each other.
Good luck, Prime out.

EVAC

Recruits, we’re heading out soon. Remember your orders, I’ll remember mine.

*EVAC transforms into alternate form*

Transformers: The Ride (On-ride) Transcript

EVAC

Alright recruits, ready or not, it’s mission time. Glad I’ve got company.
Now, put on your glasses.
You guys are my navigators. So if anyone sees trouble…

NEST Announcer

Security Breach! Level two – Lock down!

EVAC

Uh oh, that’s trouble alright. Watch out!
It’s Ravage! He’s after the Allspark!
Go! We’ve got to catch him!
Bumblebee, up on the catwalk!

Bumblebee

*Radio goes off*

EVAC

Got it!
Mission to go!
Come on! Let’s get out of this city!

Optimus

Good work. Autobots, roll out!
I’ve got Megatron!

Keep going!

Megatron

Decepticons, destroy them!

Grindor

End of the line, earth scum!

EVAC

Hey recruits, maybe a little warning for me next time?

Megatron

Fools, you can’t escape Megatron!

EVAC

Reverse thrusters! Full power!

Megatron

No..!

EVAC

Help me find a way out of here!

Wrong way! We’re trapped!

Megatron

Surrender or perish!
Your planet belongs to me!

EVAC

Take cover!

Close one. Look, escape route!
Wait, something’s wrong!

It’s Devastator!
It’s got his vortex! We need cover!
Hold on!

Sideswipe!

Sideswipe

Rookie! They trusted you with this mission!

EVAC

Look out it’s Bonecrusher!

My gun’s jammed!

Sideswipe

Get it!

EVAC

It’s him again. Activate battle shields!

We’re hit!

Starscream

Humans are mine!

EVAC

Hold on!
Brace yourselves!

Everybody okay? We’ve got to find a way down.

Optimus!

Megatron

Cowards run, heroes fight!

Optimus

Your war, is with me!

EVAC

Optimus!!

Optimus

Protect the Allspark…

Starscream

Just dropping in… Argh!

EVAC

We’re on our own. What do we do?

Megatron

Beg for mercy!

Optimus

Never!

EVAC

No more running, recruits. He wants the Allspark? He can have it!
Oh no!

Megatron

Nooooo!

Bumblebee

*Radio goes off* ” I got you! ”

Optimus

EVAC, Report in.

Your bravery saved the planet. Well done, freedom fighters.

EVAC

We’ve improvised, team. Thanks for meeting the challenge.
Let’s head back to base, you can ride with EVAC, anytime.